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| Jesus Christ |
“Franny, Franny, Franny. Here you go
again. You've shown the world your priorities and they now know what a fucking ass you are. Here you’ve started the investigation into the financial fraud going on over
at the Vatican Bank, and low and BEHOLD, you’ve made your first arrest! The
VATICAN has allowed a PRIEST to be arrested for financial fraud! Good for YOU!
This shows me you can be assertive and you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. But
why are you starting with the bank? While the big audit is going on at the
bank, 10,000 more children will be sexually assaulted by priests. Don’t even
bother asking how I came up with that number. I am JESUS CHRIST; of course I
know the number in advance. The message you have sent out so far is that poor, hungry
children and thieving bankers are more important than children who have been
sexually assaulted by priests or other church-affiliated personnel. Is that
really the message you want to send out?”
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| Pope Francis I |
Jesus Christ, son of God
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“I’m not talking to you Jesus.”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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“I know. I’ve been enjoying the
respite from your usual ‘JESUS JESUS PLEASE FEED THE POOR HUNGRY LITTLE
BASTARDS' bullshit.”
Jesus Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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“Whatever you say, Jesus. But I’m
not talking to you until you put
my penis and scrotum back where they belong.
I’ve never molested a kid who didn’t want it, so taking away my unit just makes
no sense. I miss it. It has been my best friend for a long time.”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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If I put them back, will you FINALLY
get your ass in gear on the pedophile thing?”
Jesus Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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“Yes, yes. I will be pleased to.”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
“Verily, verily I say unto you, Abracadabra, zim zalla bim!”
Jesus Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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| Jesus Christ |
“OH THEY ARE BACK! Thank you Jesus.
I can urinate again for the first time in two weeks! Thank you, blessed SAVIOR!
And please feed the poor hungry children.”
Pope Francis I
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“Franny… next time I come with this
same complaint, I am taking a lung with me. Do you understand that? No more
bullshit.”
Jesus Christ
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