Friday, June 28, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


John Boehner

“No, no, no. The House will not be just rubber-stamping the Senate’s immigration bill. We are going to develop our own bill, and then we will go through the normal procedure of reconciliation to create a compromise. And don’t bother asking me why we didn’t start this process months ago, if that is what we planned to do, when we knew the Senate planned to pass their own bill, because that ain’t none of your goddam business. We have been busy, you know. Being a bunch of dicks is a demanding role to play. So all of you out there can go back to what you were doing before. Nice talking with you.”

Speaker of the House John "I Don't Even Care Enough to Try" Boehner, whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and $5.5 million.

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