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| Jim Bridenstine |
“The president and vice president
are just not fit to lead! They are vengeful and lack a moral compass! My compass is very moral. It has never ever strayed even slightly from what is right and what is wrong. It is a very good compass. I got it when I was in Boy Scouts fighting to keep the gay boys out.”
Rep. Jim Bridenstine (R-Oklahoma)
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| Barack Obama |
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“Are you vengeful, Joe?”
President Barack Obama
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| Joe Biden |
“Yes, but only when I’m playing ‘Go
Fish’ with John Boehner. That sonuvabitch cheats. You?”
Vice President Joe Biden
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| Barack Obama |
“Nope. Do you lack a moral compass?”
President Obama
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| Joe Biden |
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“I don’t know. But I do have a GPS
system and a plastic Jesus on my dashboard. I am a Roman Catholic, for fuck’s sake.
We are all about moral compasses. Unless you are a priest, of course.”
Vice President Biden
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| Barack Obama |
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“This Bridenstine is a pretty nasty
sort, isn’t he? Mighty quick to judge a fellow.”
President Obama
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| Joe Biden |
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“I will avenge you, Mr. President.
Ex-military or not, I think he's looking a bit pudgy, a little soft around the edges. He’s a fucking wimp. And I fight dirty. It's just the way we do it in Scranton, Pennsylvania. I can kick his ass.”
Vice President Biden
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| Sen., John McCain |
"I'll be right there with him, Mr. President. I've been looking for an ass to kick all day and it looks like Bridenfuck is the big winner. Joe, you go left and I'll go right. We'll meet right in the middle and he'll soon know what his own balls taste like. It's a trick I learned in Vietnam, and I only need a used Kool-Aid wrapper and a corn dog stick to make it happen and by god, I have them right here in my pocket."
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Barack Obama |
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“Joe, John. No ass kicking. I’ve told you
about that.”
President Obama
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| Sen., John McCain |
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"OK, Mr. President. But if you change your mind, I'll be right over here sharpening my corn dog stick."
Sen. McCain
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| Joe Biden |
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“The pudgy little cocksucker
deserves it, goddammit!”
Vice President Biden
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| Barack Obama |
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“Now Joe, why does he deserve it?”
President Obama
President Obama
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| Joe Biden |
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“Because I am vengeful ... and lack a
moral compass ... and therefore I can shove his moral compass pretty far up his ass?”
Vice President Biden
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| Sen., John McCain |
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"That's music to my ears, Mr. Vice President. Now let's go get the bastard and show him what happens when you mess with the Leader of the Free World. God, I am a badass."
Sen. McCain
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| Barack Obama |
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"Sometimes, you just sit back and let shit happen."
President Obama
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