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| Barack Obama |
“I ‘fostered a culture of
corruption’? Whoa there, buckaroo. I did no such thing. Those are some pretty
strong words for someone who has been in office for what, 17 months, having
never held any office before? And what have you done during that time that
you’ve earned the right to criticize me? You stupid piece of shit. I think you've been spending too much time hanging around with Rick Santorum sucking down ice cream cones.”
President Barack Obama
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| Rand Paul |
“My lack of having done anything
except say mean things isn’t at issue here. You’ve got cabinet members
with secret e-mail accounts. You are investigating reporters who are just doing
their jobs. You are targeting political groups using the IRS. You are
surrounded by a constellation of scandals. I especially liked that last phrase, 'constellation of scandals.' Took me half a day to come up with that one.”
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| Rick Santorum |
Sen. Randall Howard “Rand” Paul
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"MmmH RRRfff fliggeety jibbitr?"
(Translation: "What's wrong with sucking down ice cream cones?")
Former Sen. Rick Santorum
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| Barack Obama |
“Are you for real, Sen. Paul? You go on
‘Hannity’ and say that shit, but you have no facts to back it up and no record
of your own to demonstrate your ability to lead? Wow! You really are running
for president in 2016, aren’t you, RAN-DULL? Well have at it, Mr. Libertarian. Sticks and stones might break my bones, but you're too much of a little girl to hit me from more than two feet away. And most importantly, remember, I'm not the person you will be running against in 2016.”
President Obama
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