Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Overheard in Wyoming:



Liz Cheney

“I am challenging the GOP incumbent for one of two of Wyoming’s seats in the U.S. Senate. The voices are telling me it is time. You can tell Sen. Mike Enzi I am coming for him. I have my crayons with me and you all know what I do with crayons.”



Liz Cheney, extremely smug and abrasive far right wing conservative pundit steeped heavily in the politics of fear and maintaining a distance from reality.




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Rand Paul



“When I heard you were running, I thought it was for a seat in the state where you lived until only just recently—you know, Virginia? Because you damn well ain’t from Wyoming. I hope Sen. Enzi challenges your residency and sends your crazy ass back to Virginia. Your daddy may well be one of the richest and craziest bastards on the planet, but that does not give you license to pull shit such as this. You are one pile of crazy.”



Sen. Randall Howard “Rand” Paul (R-Kentucky), the America's favorite TEA Party-affiliated Libertarian, who is considering a presidential run in 2016.


Liz Cheney


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“Mind your own business, Randall Howard, or I’ll visit YOU with my crayons.”


Liz Cheney

Rand Paul



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 “OOOOOOhhhh. The crazy woman is SOOOOO scary. Tell me, is it your face or your sneer that’s supposed to make me afraid?”


Sen. Paul

Liz Cheney



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“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You are going to make me do


something really bad…”

Liz Cheney

Rand Paul



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“Careful Lizzie or the orderlies will come to visit with some special medicine and you’ll wake up in December!”

Sen. Paul
 

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