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| Rick Perry |
"Rick,
what the fuck are you doing in Texas speaking out about abortion?"
Gov.
Rick Perry
(R), a potential 2016 presidential candidate.
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| Rick Santorum |
- - -
"I'm just lending my support, Gov.
Perry."
Rick Santorum, former senator from
Pennsylvania, America's favorite Roman Catholic, founding member of the
National He-Man Homo-Haters Club, and now the head of a Christian movie
studio. Santorum is a possible presidential candidate for 2016.
|
| Rick Perry |
- - -
"The
fuck you are. You are attempting to steal my thunder. I just pushed the most
vile, anti-woman, abortion ban legislation in history through the Texas House
and Senate and you are trying to use it for your own purposes."
Gov.
Perry
- - -
"Excuse me? Steal? I'm far too
moral a man to steal anything."
Santorum
- - -
|
| Rick Perry |
"No,
you are not. You know damn well that I am the only person who can challenge your
lovefest with the ultra conservative base of the GOP, and you know just what
affect this new Texas abortion ban will have on that base, and you are attempting
to divert it to you just because you speak prettier than I do."
Gov.
Perry
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| Rick Santorum |
- - -
"Why would I do that? I certainly
don't need to do such a thing. I'm Rick Santorum, forfuck's sake. I make
headlines when I fart. Give me three reasons why I would do what you're
saying?"
Santorum
- - -
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| Rick Perry |
"OK.
That's easy. One: because the whole country is focusing on ME and
what's happening here in Texas. Two: You are a slimy piece of shit who
would trip an MS patient if it would get you ahead; and Three: Uhm...
Three!"
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| Rick Santorum |
Gov.
Perry
- - -
"Right."
Santorum
|
| Rick Perry |
- - -
"Why don't you
just go home to Pennsylvania and get the hell out of my state?"
Gov.
Perry
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| Rick Santorum |
- - -
"I like Texas. I
have a job here now. It's a nice state. Maybe I'll run for governor some day. I
hear the office will be open soon."
Santorum
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| Rick Perry |
- - -
"Wow. I really
didn't like you much during the 2012 primaries. Now I hate you. I guess some
would call that progress?"
Gov.
Perry
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