Friday, July 5, 2013

Overheard in Texas:



“Yes, it is absolutely true. I did stand up in front of the congregation of First Baptist Church in Dallas and sang ‘Amazing Grace’ to the tune of the theme song for 'Gilligan’s Island.' And you know where I learned to do that? Right here at ‘Overhead Somewhere.’ Yep. Bob Denver told all of us here about it back on May 20, and I for one thought it was pretty clever. So I tried it and it WORKS!...

"What? How did I find this website? One of my staffers found it when they were searching to see which one of my asshole remarks had been reported on a few weeks ago…

"What? Which asinine comment? Oh, just pick your favorite and insert answer here. There have just been so damn many in such a short, short time.”

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)

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