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| Liz Cheney |
"They've
been letting me out of here to go on day trips. I've been traveling all over
Wyoming, attending all sorts of events, and meeting all kinds of people. My
handlers tell me I'm getting ready to run for U.S. Senate, but I don't know
what that is. I'm just glad I haven't stabbed anyone with a fork at these
dinners and luncheons I've been attending. Sometimes I really have to fight the voices in my head that scream for me to draw blood. But then I remember that if I DO stab anyone with a fork, they will take
away my crayons again when I go back to the hospital. I don't like to be
without my crayons. When my crayons are locked in the cabinet, I don't have
anyone to talk to. Purple tells the best jokes. Yellow knows all my secrets. Red is a tattletale."
Liz Cheney, an extremely smug and abrasive far right wing conservative pundit steeped
heavily in the politics of fear and maintaining a distance from reality.
Little known Liz Cheney fact: Her business card reads only, "That Crazy Bitch."
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