Friday, July 5, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Charles Boustany

“You know, for all the thunder and roar, there is absolutely no proof whatsoever that President Obama ‘used the IRS’ to hassle his political opponents. And there is no proof because it never fucking existed. We accused him, we accused the IRS, we accused IRS employees, people were fired… and it was absolutely all for nothing. There is not now and there never was even one goddam single shred of proof. Christ, there are times when I am embarrassed to be a member of the GOP.”
  
Rep. Charles Boustany Jr. (R-Louisiana)
 
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Roy Blunt
“And you know, when you really sit down and think about it, why in the holy name of Jesus Fucking Christ would President Obama ever do such a downright stupid thing as we suggested? Throughout the history of the United States, presidents have been very careful to keep their distance from the IRS so there would be no appearance of impropriety. And,  fuck me, but a president would have to have major brass balls to use the IRS and think he would get away with it, and every one of us knows Obama is sorely lacking when it comes to the balls department. As has been discussed here previously, Michelle is the one with the balls in that family. And you know, I spent a small fortune on this toupe and it looks like shit.”

Sen. Roy Blunt (R-Missouri)

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