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| Mitch McConnell |
"Boy,
the sequestration cuts have REALLY hit the federal public defender system hard.
They’ve cut employees, had early retirements, and there are even cases where
employees are paying their own expenses and buying their own pens just to keep
doing the best job they can for their clients!”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million.
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| Eric Cantor |
“This is JUST great! I knew we could
get them to pay their own expenses and buy their own pens. Stupid underpaid
civil servants! God bless them! Do you have any idea how much money we’re
saving?”
Eric Cantor (R-Virginia), Majority Leader for the House,
whose personal worth is estimated at between $3.4 and $9.4 million, while he
earns $193,400 per year in Congress.
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| Rand Paul |
“They
have also gotten rid of a lot of investigators, so the defense that is prepared
for some defendants is likely to really suck, which means we can put more
people in more jails and then brag about it to our constituents!”
Sen. Randall Howard “Rand” Paul (R-Kentucky), the TEA Party-affiliated Libertarian considering a presidential run in 2016. Paul had never
held office before winning election to the Senate 2010. Prior to being elected,
Paul was an ophthalmologist. His personal wealth is estimated at $1.2 million.
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| John Boehner |
Speaker of the House John Boehner
(R-Ohio), whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and
$5.5 million.
|
| Eric Cantor |
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“Oh,
fuck you, Johnny Boner! Mr. Spoil Sport! We won’t know about many of those
costs you are talking about for YEARS. And by the time we have to pay those, we
will all be long gone from office and retired on our yachts somewhere!”
Rep.
Cantor
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“Goddam, it is good to be a
motherfucking American!”
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| John Boehner |
Sen. McConnell
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“God
bless you, Uncle Sam!”
Rep.
Boehner
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