Monday, July 22, 2013

Overheard in the Vatican:


Pope Francis I



"So I appoint this monsignor to oversee the Vatican Bank problems and up pops a whole slew of gay sex allegations against him. I hate this Vatican bank nonsense. And I hate this latest sex scandal. I just wanna go feed the children. I love the poor children. Especially I love the 5-year-olds."
 
Pope Francis I

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"Dude, you know how creepy that is when you say that, right? And why are you telling me this bullshit?"
Butthead

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"Heh heh, he said gay sex. I'll bet he's had some. Heh, heh. Must be one of your friends, Butthead."
Beavis
 


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"Cartoon boys! Come here. Are you hungry? I will feed you something tasty. V-E-R-Y tasty! Want a Baby Ruth?"
Pope Francis I



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