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| Dana Perino |
“President
Obama doesn’t like white people and enjoys it when black people shoot white
babies in the face.”
Dana
Perino, Fox
News commentator/Supreme Bitch Leader of the Earth
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“Now that’s insane, Dana. Do you really
believe that? What medication do you take? Maybe the fucking dosage needs to be adjusted. It happens.”
Kermit the Frog
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| Dana Perino |
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“I
said it, didn’t I? It’s true. The nation gets one Trayvon Martin case and the
president goes all activist, talking about racism in America, and speaking
about his own experiences. That’s not fair. Why doesn’t he talk about it when
some black criminal in Atlanta shoots the face off a white baby?”
Dana
Perino
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“Uhmmm.. I don’t think those two cases
are alike, Dana. You
are comparing peaches and bananas.”
Kermit
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| Dana Perino |
“Yeah,
white peaches and black bananas.”
Dana
Perino
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“I didn’t say that. Don't twist my words, bitch. I'll kick your ass.”
Kermit
Kermit
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| Dana Perino |
“As if. You couldn't kick my ass on your best day. You are a piece of felt that sings about rainbows. So, rainbow
boy, are you a GAY frog? Is that why you sing about rainbows? I suppose you want to have a gay marriage now? Jesus Christ. This FUCKING country."
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“Actually, I’m more of an interspecies
slut than a gay frog. Ask Miss Piggy. She can tell you. I don't like to brag about what I bag.”
Kermit
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“Oh, hell yeah. Four STDs last month alone. He hits anything that moves and
some that don’t. He is my green sex machine. And you know about frogs and their
tongues, right?”
Miss Piggy
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| Dana Perino |
“Shut
the fuck up, pig; open your eyes, frog. It is time for whites to rise up and take over.
Enough with these minorities and immigrants! When God created the universe
2,013 years ago, he meant for white people to be the dominant race. I read it
in the bible, so I know it is true!”
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| Kermit the Frog |
Dana
Perino
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“Do you really believe all of that? You used to be such a bright, intelligent woman! What happened.”
Kermit
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| Dana Perino |
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“If I
said it, I meant it.”
Dana
Perino
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“You realize it is highly probable that
Jesus was a man of at least some color, right? I mean, look at where he was
born and everything. He probably was not a lily white Caucasian.”
Kermit
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| Dana Perino |
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“Bullshit,
frog. Jesus was white. I’ve seen his photos. Quit lying. Liars go to hell.
You’re going to hell. I’m not. I work for Fox; we tell the truth. I am better
than you are.
Ha-ha-HA-ha-HA-ha.”
Ha-ha-HA-ha-HA-ha.”
Dana
Perino
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“Wow. And you work for a major network
where people listen to you every day and expect news? You get to be on
television and yet my show was canceled? Holy shit.”
Kermit
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| Dana Perino |
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“And
don’t you forget it.”
Dana
Perino
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