Friday, August 30, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


H. Ross Perot


“I bet you all thought I was dead! Well I’m not—the Republicans just want you to think I am. My foundation just donated $1 million to Planned Parenthood of Texas and they can use the money however the fuck they want. They will definitely need it to deal with all of the fucking that goes on here in Texas at that hands of that fucktard Gov. Rick Perry, both the kind that the government does to the common man and needed social services, and the kind people should be doing on Saturday night. Now, the rest of Texas seems intent on depriving women of their basic reproductive rights, and I can’t tolerate that. Once the horse is out of the stall and into the pasture, it’s too late to put on the bridle and ask it to mop the floor—if you get my drift.”

H. Ross Perot, businessman/former presidential candidate

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