“I
am on Rand Paul’s team for 2016 and am pleased to give him the benefit of all
of my expertise. Rand ‘gets' 'us.’ Chris Christie is too avant-garde and too
willing to compromise with the Demoncrats.”
Former
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin
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| Chris Christie |
“Avant-garde? Me? I dunk my doughnuts in my coffee, bitch. I’m surprised you
even know that is a word Sarah, although it’s pretty clear you don’t know what
the fuck it means. Seriously—you don’t know what it means. Look it up in a
dictionary. You need to know how it is spelled? A-v-a-n-t - g-a-r-d-e. And thanks for
joining Rand’s team. I appreciate that. If you had come out and said you were on
mine, I would have literally cut my tongue out to avoid the flood of ignorant
foul words that would have come pouring out. Come on down to Jersey some time and I will show you how to serve TWO full terms as governor, as opposed to ONE-HALF of one term before you have to resign due to corruption. Seriously, bitch. Thank YOU. ‘Avant-garde.’ I
have been called many things by many people, but never ‘avant-garde’. And SHE is the fucking millionaire, not me.”
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie,
a rumored 2016 candidate for the GOP nomination for president.
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