Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Overheard in New York City:


Anthony Weiner

“Wow! EIGHTY percent of New Yorkers ABSOLUTELY HATE ME! It’s a new record for unfavorability ratings! I am going to unleash my secret weapon soon, though: anyone who doesn’t agree to vote for me will have their phones and email FLOODED with nude photos of my, uhm, oh … you know. It will be a spam bomb for the ages. I think that will work! How many politicians have you EVER seen who will go to the lengths, and girths, I will go to to show people I MEAN BUSINESS!”

Anthony Weiner

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