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| Donald 'The Messiah' Trump |
“The next president of the United
States will need to be incredibly brilliant, very respected, and someone who
possesses incredible business acumen. You know, I’ve been sitting in my hotel
room all morning trying to think of someone who meets all of those
qualifications and the only person I can come up with is, well … ME!
From now on, don’t’ call me ‘The Donald.’ Please refer to me as ‘The Messiah’
or ‘The Second Coming.’ Jesus and I are only one bad haircut and a beard away
from being twin brothers, you know. Jesus was the twin who freed the
slaves, and I am the twin who used slaves to build my
empire. Jesus was the twin who was nailed to the cross, and I am the twin who
gets crossed when I don’t get nailed, if you catch my drift. Jesus rode around
on an ass; I sit on mine in the back seat of my Mercedes-Benz while someone else
drives. See? Practically twins.”
Donald ‘The Messiah’ Trump
who may be considering another run for the Republican nomination for president.
God bless America.
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