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| Tom Corbett |
“Yes
indeed! I have prosecuted politicians for violating election laws, but somehow,
I didn’t understand I needed to report the purchases of a $250,000 vacation
home in the Carolinas. Sure, I was a lawyer—I’m the former state’s attorney
general—but somehow, I could fill a simple financial statement correctly.
Making this up? I wouldn’t if I could. Of course not; I’m ‘Honest Tom’
Corbett.”
Gov.
‘Honest Tom’ Corbett
(R-Pennsylvania)
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“It
is illegal to direct wealthy donors to make $1 million donations to your Super
PACs? Who knew? Besides the Federal Election Commission, of course. They knew. Fuckers.”
Rick
Santorum,
a former ATTORNEY, former senator from
Pennsylvania, America's favorite Roman Catholic, founding member of the
National He-Man Homo-Haters Club, and now the head of a Christian movie
studio. Santorum says he is open to a presidential candidacy in 2016.
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