Sunday, August 25, 2013

Overheard in Wyoming:


Liz Cheney



"I don't want to talk about the goddam piss ant fine for the fishing license bullshit. I want to talk about the issues."

 
Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney, who recently returned to Wyoming after living there as a child and announced she is seeking the Republican nomination for the office of U.S. Senate, challenging incumbent Sen. Mike Enzi.



Mike Enzi
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"The issue is you are too stupid to know the rules for getting a fishing license in the state where you want to serve, little missy. Ya gotta read the fine print, you know. How do you expect the citizens to trust you if you can't do that little thing right."

Sen. Mike Enzi (R-Wyoming), whom Cheney will challenge in the 2014 GOP primary.


Liz Cheney

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"Shut up, Enzi. DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY! If I get angry, the nurses will show up and pump me full of Zoloft and then I won't be able to feel my nose hairs so I start pulling them out. Then my nose will hurt later on."


Liz Cheney

Mike Enzi

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"Too much information, Liz. God, this is going to be a GREAT campaign."


Mike Enzi

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