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| Bill O'Reilly |
“Rush
Limbaugh is a pompous, arrogant, self-important prick who resorts to lies and
distortions to maintain his relevance in American society today. I, of course,
never have to stoop to such steps because I am so much fucking smarter than he
is, and because I am humbly relevant whenever I choose to be. Rush said some really shitty things about my dear friend Oprah Winfrey and I want her to know, all she has to do is call and I will go over and kick his pimply cottage cheese ass on her behalf.”
Bill
O’Reilly, addressing negative comments Limbaugh made about Oprah and her recent racist experience in Sweden.
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| Oprah |
"I didn't know we were friends, Bill. Thank you very much for the offer, but I'm a non-violent person. I am very touched."
Oprah
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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"Oh, don't be, Oprah. I really don't like you at all. But I really hate Rush Limbaugh and would take any opportunity to kick sand onto his beach blanket."
Bill O'Reilly
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| Oprah |
"'Kick sand on his beach blanket?' That sounds kind of homoerotic, Bill. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL AMERICA, BILL? ARE YOU GOING TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET FINALLY?"
Oprah
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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"Yeah I have something to tell America: Fuck off."
Bill O'Reilly
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| Oprah |
"Nice. Do you kiss Rush Limbaugh with that mouth?"
Oprah
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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"Yes, but only after I've rubbed dog shit on my lips."
Bill O'Reilly
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| Oprah |
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"Oh, Bill! That's just nasty!"
Oprah
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