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| Jesus Christ |
“Donald
Trump says he's practically my twin brother? He is a bully, a brute, a self-important,
piece of perpetual pomposity perfectly poised to promote his persona in an age
where bullshit and nonsense are commonly adopted as truth. He is a megalomaniac
of monumental proportions. On the official Scale of Dickitude, The Donald tops that rat bastard Judas. Look at it this way: I’m Jesus Christ.
I LOVE EVERYONE—except The Donald and pedophiles. The Donald is the one human not made in
my father’s image. Verily, verily, I say unto all of you: do not listen to this
man, because like all charlatans with bad toupees, he will lead you into
disaster. And yes, dammit. I am back on the mutton. I was in rehab with Lindsay Lohan trying to kick the stuff after PETA sent up some really nasty prayers. I thought I had that
particular wooly monkey off my back, but no such luck. Thankfully, Mother really
likes to knit.”
Jesus
Christ
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