Sunday, September 15, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


Paula Deen

"I am BACK, America! After months and months of hanging my head in shame, I am ready to start taking money out of YOUR wallet again! It was a dark, dark time, and I thank all of you who stood behind me. I love you all very much! How nice it is to be back here in Texas with people who understand I wasn't being racist! I was just stating the facts! Who would have thunk I'd have to go through all of this grief because I said the word nigger. Oh, hell's bells! WHOOP! WHOOP! SHIT, rat bastard, (PING), boppa, (PING)! Damn my Tourette's Syndrome any way!"

Paula Deen, America's favorite racist chef

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