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| Sergey Lavrov |
“If
I knew Secretary Kerry was going to show up and make political speech, I would
have come prepared to make one as well.”
Russian
Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov
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| John Kerry |
“That was no speech, Mr. Foreign
Minister. That was a very clear statement of the United States’ goals and rules
for this little exercise we are undertaking in the name of world peace and
safety. I just wanted to be certain you understand the ground rules before we get
any further into this extremely valuable process.”
Secretary of State John Kerry
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| Sergey Lavrov |
“Why
everything you say sound like big speech?”
Foreign
Minister Lavrov
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| John Kerry |
“I do not know. My speeches are a lot
longer both in sheer volume of words and in strength of my convictions. Trust
me on that one. And look. Don’t be giving me any shit. We are either going to
get this done America’s way or we are going to unleash a storm of horrible
proportions on Syria and we will not stop until we get tired or run out of
bombs. And this
hand-over-your-fucking-chemical-weapons party is going to happen fast as well,
because if it does not, if it appears you are trying to delay this process or
in any way derail it, we will immediately start bombing Syria with a fury
unlike anything you’ve ever seen. We are done pissing with you people. Am I
making myself clear on these points, Mr. Foreign Minister, or do I need to
explain it to you two or three more times?”
Secretary Kerry
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| Sergey Lavrov |
“Secretary
Kerry, in Russia, we do not hurry things. We go slow. We do once and we do
right.”
Foreign
Minister Lavrov
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| John Kerry |
“The United States doesn’t really care
about how things are done in Russia, or Syria for that matter. Either this happens
as we want, or we just might as well all walk away and let it all play out.
Either way, I don’t much give a fuck, Mr. Foreign Minister. Am I making myself
perfectly clear?”
Secretary Kerry
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| Sergey Lavrov |
“Perfectly,
Mr. Secretary. We will be happy to do what we want.”
Foreign
Minister Lavrov
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"As will we, shithead.”
Secretary Kerry
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