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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
"John! John! Is that you!"
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
"Of course it is, Tessie. You called my cell phone; I answer. It's how it works."
Secretary of State John Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
"Oh my Johnny. I need you to come home. RIGHT NOW!"
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
"Tessie, Tessie. I'm in Geneva, Switzerland, Schnookums. I can't come there right now. What is the matter?"
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
"The dog needs to go out for a walk, and you know I can't do it! I hate so much to pick up his poo."
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
"Well, my love, you have two choices. Walk the damn dog yourself and leave the poo for me, or you can get one of the
172 servants we employ to take care of the dog for you."
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
"I couldn't find them! I think they all took a day off. And no one picks up a load of dog poo like you do, honey. You do it with such dignity!"
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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"I've heard that before. Yes. Now, ring the bell and the
servants will come running. Did you take your medication tonight?"
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
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"I will do it right now. Two klonopin, right?"
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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"JUST TWO. That's right. Good night, my love."
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
"Good night, Jerry."
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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