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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“JOHNNY! JOHNNY! Where are you?”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
“I
am right here on the phone, Tessie.”
Secretary
of State John Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“JOHNNY! You have to come home
right NOW!”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“What
is the matter dear? And don’t tell me I need to pick up dog poop, because we
have been through that one before.”
Secretary
Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“The strange woman in my boudoir will
not let me have any more vodka and I am mighty thirsty! I think she wants to eat my left arm off.”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“Tessie,
we have talked about this. Alcohol doesn’t work well with your medications and
you become unpredictable and downright deranged. That’s why the strange woman
won’t let you have more. “
Secretary
Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
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“GODDAMMIT, I MISSED! Did you sell any ketchup today?”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“What?
What did you miss? And no, I didn't have time to sell any goddam ketchup.”
Secretary
Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“I threw a lamp at the strange woman’s
head. She’s pretty quick, though, and ducked out of the way. OH NO! She
is coming over here with a syringe! JOHNNY YOU NEED TO COME HOME AND TAKE
CARE OF ME!”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
“Tessie,
I will be home in a few days. I have to go and try to get the Iranian
government to participate in diplomatic talks to end that country's nuclear program and
make the world a safer place to be. I think that is just a little more
important than what you have going on, don't you?”
Secretary
Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
"What could be more important than a STRANGE WOMAN TRYING TO POISON ME, JOHNNY? YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANY MORE BECAUSE I’M GETTING OLD!”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“Tessie,
I have to go now. Please. Take your medicine. You know it makes you feel
better. And stop throwing lamps at your nurse. It scares them.”
Secretary
Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
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"Whoever you are, I hate you! And don't call back here again! My husband is a very powerful man and and a cannibal! He will eat you alive.”
Theresa Heinz Kerry
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