Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Overheard Outside Ted Cruz's Office:


Ted Cruz


“I’m telling you… the true conservatives, the backbone of America, were totally embarrassed to vote for that fossil John McCain back in 2008. Most of us did it, but it hurt. I voted for him and right as I did it, I got such a pain in my left eye. I thought I’d had an aneurism.”

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)


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John McCain

“You know, Sen. Cruz, I just completely and totally fucking hate you. You might want to keep in mind that wacko bird season opens in two weeks. Be sure to keep your curtains closed at home. Those stray bullets can be a sonuvabitch.”

Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)

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