Dick Cheney |
"I was never Wyoming Senator Mike Enzi's fishing buddy.
He's a fucking liar. And that's easily verifiable: I shoot most of my hunting
and fishing partners in the face. Have I ever shot Mike Enzi in the face? I
rest my case. My daughter Liz is going to kick is feeble ass."
Former Vice President Dick Cheney
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Liz Cheney |
"Thank you, Daddy! I usually stab liars in the face. Do
you want me to do that with Sen. Enzi? He lied about YOU! That's like telling a
lie about JESUS!"
Liz Cheney,
smug and abrasive far right wing conservative pundit steeped
heavily in the politics of fear and maintaining a distance from reality.
Cheney is seeking the GOP nomination for the senate
position held by Mike Enzi, who has no plans to retire.
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Dick Cheney |
"No, sweetie. No stabbing. It cost me way too much
money to buy your way out of the last one. Are you taking your meds?"
Dick Cheney
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Liz Cheney |
"Yes, daddy."
Liz Cheney
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Dick Cheney |
"You remember our deal, right?"
Dick Cheney
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Liz Cheney |
"OF COURSE I do. Just because I stab strangers in the face doesn't mean I'm crazy! You told me that! When I'm elected Iran, I let you bomb Iran because you
think the whole nuclear ambition negotiations are a bunch of Iranian lies? Of
course. Kill 'em! Kill those liars! Stab then in the face with a nuclear
warhead! I love you daddy."
Liz Cheney
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