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| Vladimir Putin |
"President
Obama, thank you for taking my call. Our spy satellites told me you weren't
busy and could speak for a moment."
Russian President
Vladimir Putin
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| Barack Obama |
"Why
wouldn't I? You at least were honest over the whole surveillance thing and I'm
grateful for that."
President
Barack Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
"That
is why I call. I want to know this: would you like to have some naked photos of
Michelle?"
President
Putin
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| Barack Obama |
"No,
thanks, though. We take our own. Regularly."
President
Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
"That
explains the flashes we keep picking up on our White House satellites."
President
Putin
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| Barack Obama |
"We
have some really great images of your former wife, if you'd like some mementos.
Boy, she was quite the Russian babe. Nice rack!"
President
Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
"No,
no thank you. I need no photos of that one. I have enough memories to last a
lifetime. That is all the attorney let me keep: the memories."
President
Putin
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| Barack Obama |
"Ha
ha ha ha"
President
Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
"Ho
ho ho ho. We talk again soon."
President
Putin
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