Monday, October 21, 2013

Overheard in New Jersey:


Chris Christie




“Why should I break the hearts of the millions of chubby-chasers out there who would love to get their hands on my ass, but can't? Let the gay marriages begin! Even in New Jersey, people really ARE created equal. Except for my skinny bitch opponent, who has announced she only weighs 125 pounds, which is only slightly more than my left calf.”

Gov. Chris Christie (D)

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