Lindsey Graham |
“House
boys… and girls... Don’t you dare get rid of Johnny Boehner! He's the Boner Man! This shut down
doesn’t make him a bad speaker. He’s a GREAT speaker! I give him my full and
complete endorsement! He’s a home run hitter! And such a sensitive man! I love him! And man can he wear a pinstripe suit!”
Sen.
Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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Mitch McConnell |
“I’m
not pretty and I’ve fucked over nearly every person in Washington at least
twice, but dammit, I am right sometimes, particularly about how to get along in Washington. You don’t get to be as old and filthy rich as I
am by being stupid, you know. I leave that bullshit for people like Louie Gohmert
and Blake Farenthold… you know… Texans.”
Senate Minority Leader Sen.
Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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