Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Sarah Palin





“Oh ya. If the president allows the government to default, he should be impeached. That’s fer sure. The Constitution was basically a rewrite of the Ten Commandments, you know. God wrote the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and it says right there in the Bible and the Constitution that we are to worship the Christian God, not Allah and certainly not that fat bastard Buddha.

Other things I believe:
·  Girls can’t get pregnant the first time they have sex
· If girls are raped, they don’t get pregnant, because their bodies keep it from happening
· Alaska is within eyesight of Russia
· The Russian people have red skin
· SPAM is made of meat
· Rick Santorum is human


Sarah Palin, former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice presidential candidate, former reality show star, and Fox News commentator

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