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| Mary Cheney |
“Listen.
I’m a lesbian. I LOVE VAGINAS. I'd love to be SURROUNDED by vaginas ... ALL THE TIME! But my sister Liz is one CUNT that not even I
can tolerate. I will NOT be seeing the bitch at Christmas.”
Mary
Cheney, speaking about the ongoing familial conflict over gay marriage. The Cheney Family is in turmoil: Daddy Dick, Mommy Lynne and Mary support same-sex marriage, while
Liz, running for Senate, as the “in-your-face-über-conservative-tea-party-bitch-from-hell”
candidate in Wyoming, says it has no place in our society because marriage
requires both a penis AND a vagina, not two of one or two of the other. Mary notes that Liz has been in the home she shares with her wife and children and Liz has been (a) very loving and (b) very supportive of their union. When she is speaking publicly, however, Liz sings a different tune.
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