Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Overheard on Walter Cronkite's Cellphone:


Walter Cronkite

“So now my beloved network has been presented with the award for the biggest error in news reporting for the year 2013. It received the award for its October story that called into question the official version of what happened when the U.S. diplomatic compound was attacked in Benghazi, Libya in September 2012, using as its main source a security contractor who lied about what he did and saw, and where he was, on that fateful day. The complexities of the situation were compounded by the fact that the source was poised to release a book published by a sister company of CBS News, something not acknowledged in the story despite its obvious relevance and standard journalistic practice. Other media pounced. The network’s decision to have the circumstances reviewed internally to ensure the matter received an appropriate level of scrutiny. To my beloved network I say, congratulations on this award and I hope you cherish it always. Might I add that we are all anxiously awaiting the results of your internal review, a review which  certainly should be receiving a lot more attention from CBS than it apparently is now. Get with it, fucktards.”

Walter Cronkite

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