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| Liz 'Not Lez' Cheney |
“The
Washington establishment is working against me! They won’t give a poor girl a
break! They are fighting hard to keep those blasted overspending incumbents in
office.”
Liz
Cheney, in a fundraising email sent out this week.
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| Babe |
“Umm…
excuse me, Ms. Cheney? Could I ask a question please, ma'am?”
Babe, actor/famous talking pig/re-election campaign manager for Sen. Mitch McConnell
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| Liz 'Not Lez' Cheney |
“Of
course you can. I love pork. Particularly rolled in grape jelly and then coated with Frito's Corn Chips before being roasted.”
Liz
Cheney
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| Babe |
“Uhm…
can you tell me where your most successful fundraising event has been held so
far?”
Babe
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| Liz 'Not Lez' Cheney |
“Why … it
was in Washington. What’s the point, pig?””
Liz
Cheney
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| Babe |
“And
who attended that event? Did you fly people in from Wyoming, Ms.
Cheney?”
Babe
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| Liz 'Not Lez' Cheney |
“Why …
no. It was actually attended by … a group of very rich members of the Washington
… population.”
Liz
Cheney
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| Babe |
“Don’t
you mean the Washington Establishment? The same people you say are protecting
the incumbents? And yet they are donating to you, and here you are, definitely
a member of that same group, holding fundraisers outside of Wyoming, trying to
raise some big bucks. Don’t you find that a little bit hypocritical?”
Babe
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| Liz 'Not Lez' Cheney |
“Shut
up, pig.”
Liz
Cheney
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| Babe |
"You
know how much we look alike, right? We're practically twins."
Babe
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