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| Vladimir Putin |
“So my
good friend President Barack Obama, you now take provocative action by sending two openly gay women as U.S. delegates to the Winter Olympics in Sochi. And it
is very possible you have a few more potentially gay people within the
delegation, though they maybe are, how you say, in the closet. Brian Boitano?
If he isn’t gay, I will eat hat. Do you think doing this makes you cool
guy? Are you a funny man now? Are you trying to stick it to Vladimir now?”
Russian
President Vladimir Putin
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| Barack Obama |
“President
Putin, the United States stands in opposition to your country’s persecution of
gays. I am sending some gays over so they can closely monitor what goes on and
if there is even the slightest hint of any gay athletes from any country being
intimidated or bullied by your Russian security team, we will be forced to take
action.”
President
Barack Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
“What
would you do? Trip some of our skaters? Strip the wax off our skiers’
equipment? We have promised to leave the gay athletes alone as long as they do
not attempt to promote their deviant lifestyles to Russian children. And we
will honor that. But President Obama, your country’s own treatment of the gay
and lesbian people is not so stellar that you should go throwing stones at
glass bath houses. Gays in U.S. are still treated like eighth-class citizens
and denied equal protection under the law. Don’t be preaching to me, my ebony
warrior friend.”
President
Putin
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| Barack Obama |
“Look,
the United States is not perfect. But we are changing. I’ve changed. We have a long
way to go still. But we do not take members of a minority out and shoot them or
banish them to a frozen wasteland to keep them from dissenting.”
President
Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
“Other
than Pussy Riot girls, we don’t send gays or dissenters to frozen wasteland and tell them to find way to survive. We
just shoot them. It is more efficient.”
President
Putin
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