Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Overheard Outside the Ultimate Release Party Bathhouse in New York City:



Rick Santorum

“Jesus Fucking Christ. The first openly gay Boy Scout just earned the rank of Eagle Scout. Some 17-year-old fudge-packer-in-training from Maryland! JESUS! I think we need to come up with a new rank for gay scouts. Not ‘Eagle.’ That’s just wrong. How about ‘Chickadee’?”

Rick Santorum, America's favorite Roman Catholic, homophobe, racist and producer of lousy movies for the Christian fundamentalist/separatist audience. Santorum is a highly probable 2016 Republican candidate for president.

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