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| Poppin Fresh |
“If my
life had turned out a little bit differently, I could have been the
spokesperson for Charmin bathroom tissue. Wouldn’t that have been a great gig! My name
could have been ‘Spot,’ ‘Brownie,’ or ‘Shitstain,’ and the rest would be
history. Instead, I’m a one-man icing dispenser!”
Poppin’
Fresh, well-known doughboy
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| Bill Clinton |
“Hey,
Poppin’ Fresh! ALL men are just icing dispensers. You have no idea. You just have no
idea what it’s like. And am I seeing things or do your arms and hands look like penises--one flaccid and one erect? Poppin' Fresh? How about 'Poppin Flesh?' DAMN! I never noticed that before!”
Former President Bill Clinton
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