Showing posts with label Ashley Judd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashley Judd. Show all posts

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Mitch McConnell

"No damn gun rules. What more can I say, Mr. President, except I told you so. Oh, I can say that and that and Ashley Judd is a fucking nutjob."

 Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune is estimated at $50 million.





President Obama
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"We're not done fighting yet."


President Barack Obama, whose net worth is estimated at somewhere between $2.6 and $8.2 million.





Mitch McConnell
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"Doesn't matter. The American people have spoken. Have the good decency to know when you can't win and just walk the hell away."
Mitch McConnell






President Obama
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"No, the NRA and you assholes in the Senate have spoken, and I will walk away from a defeat just as soon as you learn that same skill."

President Obama





Mitch McConnell
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"But I won—I mean, the American People won and you lost."

Mitch MConnell







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President Obama




"No. You lied to the American people and you can't win when you lie. Those are the rules of being a grown-up. That and you have to eat your peas."

President Obama






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Mitch McConnell





"For fuck's sake. You are one giant pussy."

Mitch McConnell






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President Obama




"Better to be one than to have one, bitch."

President Obama







Friday, April 12, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Mitch McConnell

"I've been hit with an ethics complaint over my plan of attack for Ashley Judd, before the bitch bailed out of the race. Me? Be unethical? That's funny. I would never."

Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune is estimated at $50 million. McConnell is known to smile only when draining the life force from young children and the elderlypreferably both at the same time