Monday, February 18, 2013

Overheard in Heaven:



Jesus

"Yeah, I hear every fucking word the Westboro Baptist Church says and I am ashamed of the hate they spray on the world in my name. A few centuries ago, my father would have just have smitted them, but somewhere along the line, he promised not to do that any more. Fucking pussy. This lamb? Why am I carrying this lamb? Oh, he's got a lunch date. I just LOVE Greek food."


Jesus, son of God

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