"Guns are
the cure for everything, people—hurricanes, riots, erectile dysfunction, tornadoes, low SAT scores, overripe fruit, gangs,
lone criminals, gonorrhea, syphilis, AIDS, homosexuality, the poor, low-paying jobs, ring-around-the-collar, minorities,
incontinence, welfare, obesity, rahomosexuality, constipation, children who won't listen to their parents, poor
drainage—you name it. There ain't one fucking problem guns can't solve. Buy now
before Obama takes them away. BUY NOW and let's save AMERICA!"
Wayne LaPierre, chief executive officer of the National
Rifle Association, in comments this week as to why Americans should expand the
number of guns they own, because guns are the solution to all of the challenges
America faces, both real and imagined.
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