Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Vice President Joe Biden

"'GYP-SIES, TRAMPS AND STEVES,' 

WE HEAR IT FROM THE PEOPLE IN THE TOWNS, THEY CALL US,

"'GYP-SIES, TRAMPS AND STEVES,'

BUT EV-RY NIGHT ALL THE MEN WOULD COME AROUND.... 

AND LAY THEIR MONEY DOWN..."

"Forgive me, folks. I woke up this morning and thought I was Cher and now I can't stop singing her songs. 

"Last week, it was Bobby Sherman. BOBBY FUCKING SHERMAN: 

'JU-LIE, JU-LIE, JU-LIE DO YOU LOVE ME..... JU-LIE, JU-LIE, JU-LIE, DO YOU CARE....'" 

           

 Joe Biden (D), 47th vice president of the United States.

Cher

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"Great. Just what the world needs. One more guy with no talent who wakes up in the morning believing they are me."

Cher, legendary singer/actress

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Bobby Sherman

"Don't be such a bitch, Cher."

Bobby Sherman, '70s teen heartthrob