Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Overheard at the Vatican:



"Well, we sent up the black smoke yesterday. What should we do today? Send up gray? Red? Blue? Yellow? Shall we pick a name out of the hat like we usually do and end this thing, or do we wanna keep this game of strip poker going? Anyone up for Naked Twister with the kids from the orphanage? Shit! Who the fuck ate all of the Doritos?"

The Cardinals Conclave

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