Monday, April 29, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Michelle Bachman

"There were numerous Republicans that voted against the sequestration because we knew all of these calamities were in the future. And so it reminds me of the Shakespeare line: 'Thou protestest too much.'" 


Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), unsuccessful candidate for the GOP's nomination for president in 2012 and a TEA Party favorite. Bachmann often appears dazed and confused and prefers fiction she creates to reality, even on her best days.



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William Shakespeare




"Please... crazy woman. Don't attempt to quote me. Ever. Again. You do not know my work and should not attempt to recite it."

William Shakespeare, playwright



Michelle Bachman


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"I studied your work in vo-tech, buddy. My favorite play is 'Romeo and Julia'... that one about the Copulates and the Montachews."


 Michele Bachmann



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William Shakespeare





"Yes. Quite. Well, if you can tell me the play from which you have lifted that quote you botched, I will allow you to continue."

 William Shakespeare





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Michelle Bachman




"Uhmmmm... Was it, 'The Timing of the Screw'?"


 Michele Bachmann




William Shakespeare
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"Uhhmmmm... No. Do not make me come here ever again, bey-otch. I don't like it. Too much profanity. Leave my words alone."
William Shakespeare

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