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| Kermit the Frog |
"He's gone too far this time, Big Bird."
Kermit the Frog
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| Big Bird |
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Oh boy. Who and How?"
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
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"That fucking Kermit the Frog wannabe, Elmo."
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
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"Of course."
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
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"He has introduced a new toy…"
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
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"Of course."
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| Kermit the Frog |
Big Bird
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"…It's called Elmo's Shirt Factory."
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
"Oh Jesus Christ. I don't think I like the sound of this."
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
"It's a little factory with tiny people working on tiny sewing machines making tiny Elmo dolls. You have to take your figure and walk across the floor to use the bathroom without causing the entire factory to fall down. if it all comes crashing down, the little factory workers all get buried in the rubble. And then you have to bring in 'Elmo's Ambulance' to take the figures to 'Elmo's Hospital' where they go to 'Elmo's Intensive Care Unit' where they see 'Doctor Elmo.'"
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
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"Well at least the workers have health insurance, so that's good."
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
"No, it's not good, Big Bird. none of it's good. It's bad! Awful!"
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
"I meant them at least having health care."
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
"What really sucks is every piece of this playset is sold separately to maximize the profit potential."
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
"Boy, he is a greedy little red bastard, isn't
he? He is a regular Donald Rump, but with nicer hair."
he? He is a regular Donald Rump, but with nicer hair."
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
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"And smart as well."
Kermit
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“Elmo not greedy. Frog just needs to put on his big girl panties and stop being such a pussy.”
Elmo
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