Overherd in Washington, D.C.:

Lindsey Graham

"The TEA Party wouldn't DARE put up a primary challenger for me. If they were to try, I'd pitch a hissy fit they'd LONG remember. Look at it this way: I am a 57-year-old bachelor living in a Southern state. No one has ever so much as seen me hold hands with another person. And somehow, not a one of them has yet figured out that I am a lesbian, probably because they don't read this blog. I am a SURVIVOR, people, and I ain't afraid of no challengers. Wow. I think I sounded a little bit like Oprah there, don't you?"

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), America's favorite lesbian lawmaker, who has a net worth of somewhere between $600,000 and $1.3 million. Graham may face a TEA Party backed challenger in the 2014 primary due to the number of times he has acted against the TEA's prescribed reign of terror.