Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Overheard at the Vatican:


Pope Francis I

“I didn’t want to go. I was doing my nails. And feeding hungry poor children in the back alleys. I don’t like Beethoven anyway. Now if it had been George Michael or Ricky Martin, I would have been there in a New York minute. Give me something I can dance or fuck to, not this ‘duhn-duhn-da-duhn, duhn-duhn-da-duhn’ bullshit.”

Pope Francis I responding to questions regarding his no-show at a recent Vatican concert where he was to be the guest of honor.

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