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| Jay Carney |
"Rep. Issa, I don't tell lies. Never. The truth just usually sounds like a lie because everything is so fucking strange. And notice my face. This is my 'I detest you but can't tell you that' face. I usually save it for Mitch McConnell. And Oprah."
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney
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| Darrell Issa |
"You are a paid liar."
Rep. Darrell
Issa (R- California),
who is the
second wealthiest member of the House of Representatives with a net worth
valued at $215 to $745 million
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| Jay Carney |
"Would you like me to tell you some lies?"
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| Darrell Issa |
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"Oh, yes, Mr. liar-liar-pants-on-fire. Please. Add more to the pile."
Rep. Issa
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| Jay Carney |
"OK, Rep. Issa. Here goes. I respect you as a person. You are an outstanding politician, a born leader, a man among men. You are an inspiration to every American."
Jay Carney
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| Darrell Issa |
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"When are you going to start lying?
Rep. Issa
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| Jay Carney |
"I just did."
Jay Carney
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| Darrell Issa |
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"When?"
Rep. Issa
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| Jay Carney |
"When I was talking about you. You are an idiot, you realize that, right? How are you so fucking stupid and yet so rich? I guess you married really well, huh?"
Jay Carney
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| Darrell Issa |
"Now, there, motherfucker. THAT is a whole bunch of lies."
Rep. Issa
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| Jay Carney |
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"OK, you are not an idiot. You are a FUCKING idiot. Is that better?"
Jay Carney
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| Darrell Issa |
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"Another lie, you little prick. I don't think I like you."
Rep. Issa
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| Jay Carney |
"Wow. My feelings are hurt. I may have to resign or take early retirement."
Jay Carney
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| Darrell Issa |
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"Another lie. Shithead. Correct that. Paid shithead."
Rep. Issa
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