Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Overheard on 'Today':



Paula Deen


“This has been a HORRIBLE experience. I am just worn out. You believe me, don't you Matt? All I can say is let he who has not called a 'nigger' a 'nigger' cast the first stone. And hit me in the head so hard that I die. SHIT! I said 'nigger' again, didn’t I? Can we do another take? This is live? GODDAMMIT!”


Paula Deen, famed cook, who is embroiled in litigation resulting from her alleged racist behavior toward employees. The Food Network has canceled her show, and she has been dropped as a spokesperson for WalMart and Smithfield ham and pork products.




Matt Lauer
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“No crying, Paula. Jesus Christ! You sound like my whining former coworker Ann Curry. There there now. After you settle all of the lawsuits, everything will be better. You'll have some money leftover.”


Matt Lauer, host of the Today Show

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