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| Eric Cantor |
“No
GOP members are advocating a government shutdown to stop Obamacare.”
House
Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)
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| Rand Paul |
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“Uhmmm … Eric? Speak for yourself.”
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky)
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| Ted Cruz |
“Yeah,
Eric. I guess you didn’t get the memo. Shithead.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
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| Mike Lee |
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“Or maybe he’s dyslexicational.”
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)
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| Eric Cantor |
“Gentlemen,
gentlemen. This would be a colossal mistake!”
Rep.
Cantor
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| Marco Rubio |
“You can’t say you’re against Obamacare
and then vote to fund it, dammit. That seems rather contradictory, doesn’t it?”
Sen. Marco Rubio
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| Eric Cantor |
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“The
four of you have been in office a collective total of what, two years? What you
are proposing is ludicrous and wrong.”
Eric
Cantor
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| Ted Cruz |
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“Ooooh. Mr. Fancypants says we’re doing
it wrong. Oooh. I guess we should all hide our heads in shame.”
Sen. Cruz
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| Rand Paul |
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“‘Oh,
hang down your head, Tom Dooley. Hang down your head and cry’…”
Sen.
Paul
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| Mike Lee |
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“Cantor is such a Mr. Know-it-All. WHOA! WHAT DIED? Sorry. I just
farted.”
Sen. Lee
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| Eric Cantor |
“Uhmmm…
I would say I am a know-it-all compared to you fuckers. At least I have an
understanding of how government needs to operate. Sen. Lee, if personal wealth
is a measure of intelligence, and most members of the GOP would tell you it is,
I am Albert Einstein compared with your Bozo the Clown, so don’t fuck with me
or I will wipe the floor with your pasty white ass, you pathetic Mormon-loving
shithead.”
Rep.
Cantor
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| John McCain |
“Hey! Now that’s hitting
below the belt, Eric. You apologize right now. Sen. Lee is no pathetic
Mormon-loving shithead with a pasty white ass. He’s pasty white all over, and a
piece of shit besides. Get out of my way, Eric. I’ve had it with this quartet.
I plan on introducing them to my bolt cutters. But don’t worry. I won’t cut
anything completely off. I stopped collecting souvenirs after Vietnam.”
Sen. John McCain (R-Arkansas)
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| Ted Cruz |
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“Guys…
McCain is a fucking maniac. RUN!”
Sen.
Cruz
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