Lawrence O'Donnell |
“What
in the name of God the Father is wrong with you, shithead?”
Lawrence
O’Donnell,
MSNBC host, to New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, renowned
for his sexting prowess, on the eve of the NYC primary election.
Anthony Weiner |
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“What’s wrong with me that I have
issues for which I fight every day?”
Anthony Weiner
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Lawrence O'Donnell |
“Uhm…
no. Not quite. But close. I mean flat out what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Lawrence
O’Donnell
Anthony Weiner |
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“Oh, you mean my embarrassing past
as a sexting politician.”
Anthony Weiner
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Lawrence O'Donnell |
“Uhm…
no. Everyone does that. If you want to show off your penis, that’s your
business. As long as I don’t have to look at it, pal, it’s a free country. But
what I mean is what is wrong with you that you have a desperate need to hold
elective office and can’t live outside of it. Your pursuit of office is
relentless when you really should just stay at home and find a new life,
because it is absolutely embarrassing to watch.”
Lawrence
O’Donnell
Anthony Weiner |
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“Lawrence, chillax, beubelah. Stop
haranguing me on a split screen, hoping that all three of your viewers will
take special pleasure in watching me squirm. I don’t squirm. Ever. So this
can’t be good TV, though no one watches this fucking show, so what does it
matter?”
Anthony Weiner
Lawrence O'Donnell |
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“Uhmmmm
we’re out of time, oh Mr. Crotchtographer, but I can offer you as much rebuttal
time as you want on our website.”
Lawrence
O’Donnell
Anthony Weiner |
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“If no one watches your goddam show,
what makes you think
they will look at shit on the Internet? Christ, what a
waste of my time. But I’ll do it any way.”
Anthony Weiner
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