Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Overheard in New York City:


Lawrence O'Donnell




“What in the name of God the Father is wrong with you, shithead?”
Lawrence O’Donnell, MSNBC host, to New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, renowned for his sexting prowess, on the eve of the NYC primary election.



Anthony Weiner
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“What’s wrong with me that I have issues for which I fight every day?”
Anthony Weiner



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Lawrence O'Donnell






“Uhm… no. Not quite. But close. I mean flat out what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Lawrence O’Donnell

Anthony Weiner


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“Oh, you mean my embarrassing past as a sexting politician.”
Anthony Weiner



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Lawrence O'Donnell




“Uhm… no. Everyone does that.  If you want to show off your penis, that’s your business. As long as I don’t have to look at it, pal, it’s a free country. But what I mean is what is wrong with you that you have a desperate need to hold elective office and can’t live outside of it. Your pursuit of office is relentless when you really should just stay at home and find a new life, because it is absolutely embarrassing to watch.”
Lawrence O’Donnell

Anthony Weiner
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“Lawrence, chillax, beubelah. Stop haranguing me on a split screen, hoping that all three of your viewers will take special pleasure in watching me squirm. I don’t squirm. Ever. So this can’t be good TV, though no one watches this fucking show, so what does it matter?”


Anthony Weiner



Lawrence O'Donnell
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“Uhmmmm we’re out of time, oh Mr. Crotchtographer, but I can offer you as much rebuttal time as you want on our website.”
Lawrence O’Donnell



Anthony Weiner
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“If no one watches your goddam show, what makes you think


they will look at shit on the Internet? Christ, what a waste of my time. But I’ll do it any way.”
Anthony Weiner

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