Monday, September 30, 2013

Overheard on Fox:



Chris Wallace





“The president is a liar! He lies! He lies about Obamacare! He lies about Benghazi! He lies about Santa Claus! And he lies about Obamacare.”
Chris Wallace, Fox host.


Tim Kaine
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“You said Obamacare twice, Chris.”
Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Virginia)


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Chris Wallace






“That is because he has lied about it so much, I had to say it twice. I did NOT lose my place on the teleprompter.”
Chris Wallace.


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Tim Kaine

 “OK, Chris. However, let us talk about lies and how the GOP is using them to falsely link the funding of Obamacare to shutting down the government. I think we should have a debate about what is good about the Affordable Care Act and what is good and bad about it, but it should not be tied to shutting down non-essential parts of the federal government. That’s bullshit.”


Sen. Kaine.


Chris Wallace
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“Blah, blah blah blah blah-gitty blah blah blah. Yes, you’ve made your point and I am not here to discuss that. Instead, let’s about how some people’s insurance rates would allegedly quadruple under Obamacare, again breaking a promise from the president.”


Chris Wallace

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Tim Kaine
 Chris, don’t believe everything the insurance companies says. These are the same companies that just a short time ago were denying coverage based on pre-existing conditions and genders and everyone hated them worse than they hated their congressman! Insurance companies have many good reasons to hate Obamacare. And while we’re talking about people who hate Obamacare, let us not forget the ONLY people linking the defunding of the Affordable Care Act with shutting down the government is the fucking GOP.”
Sen. Kaine


Chris Wallace
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“Fucking live television! We have talked about the shutdown already and it is a GODDAM different topic than I want to talk about. I want to talk about Obamacare and evil President Obama’s lies, dammit! And that is the only topic I want to hear you discussing.”
Chris Wallace

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Tim Kaine
“I keep bringing it up to make sure the point isn’t lost on Fox viewers and because I really enjoy watching your blood pressure go sky high, Chris. You should maybe get that checked out, bucko. You have health care, don’t you? If not, starting Oct. 1, we can get you signed up for Obamacare, because even though the GOP has linked a government shutdown to defunding Obamacare, the very program they hate will open ON TIME and there is nothing they can do about it. And remember—ONLY the GOP is linking the Affordable Care Act with shutting down the government.”
Sen. Kaine

Chris Wallace
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“You have MADE YOUR POINT about WHO’S LINKING WHAT TO OBAMACARE several times, motherfucker. Make it again and I will PERSONALLY throw you off the set.”
Chris Wallace

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Tim Kaine


“Yeah. Right. Sure you will. With your high-blood pressure and pasty-looking face? I don’t think so. You’ll have a stroke the minute you lift my feet off the floor. Wow. Why don’t you wait a few days to see a doctor, Chris, and then you can get it covered under Obamacare… The same Obamacare the GOP is tying to a government shutdown!”
Sen. Kaine



Chris Wallace
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“…”
Chris Wallace

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Tim Kaine



“Didn't you hear me, asshole? I said the GOP is the ONLY group that is linking Obamacare with defunding the government”
Sen. Kaine



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Chris Wallace



“Don’t mumble, goddammit! I couldn’t hear what you said! Speak louder.”
Chris Wallace

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Tim Kaine


"I said the GOP is the ONLY group that is linking Obamacare with defunding the government”
  Sen. Kaine




Chris Wallace

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 “…”
Chris Wallace





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